Top 10 Reports on AttackWatch.com This Weekend (Humor)

10. President announces Halloween costume for this year. He'll be a solar-powered, energy efficient light bulb.

9. President hungover from drinking beer with a real American Hero, Sgt. Dakota Meyers.

8. After humiliating AttackWatch.com debut, depressed Obama2012 campaign crew mulls possible new website, AttackScotch.com.

7. Obama spells out secret 2012 re-election strategy. Be El Ay Em EE - Eye Tee - Oh In - Bee You Es Ayche (BLAME IT ON BUSH).

6. Air Force and Marine One were grounded due to an FAA union strike.

5. President's new armored bus impounded by EPA because it exceeded clean air and fuel efficiency standards by 50,000 percent.

4. All Pentagon systems jammed. White House checking to see if LightSquared is testing again.

3. Power Outage at White House. Maintenance crews unable to reach Solyndra to fix the new solar panels.

2. DUD GPS-GUIDED MISSILE STRIKES STATUE OF LIBERTY as DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE tests LIGHTSQUARED wireless phones in New York Harbor.

1. FIRST SHOVEL-READY JOB DISCOVERED! Harry Reid found scooping-poop in the Democratic Party mascot's stable.

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Obama's AttackWatch.com says Get the Facts

The list below contains all the attacks quoted from President Obama's AttackWatch.com site (they are in italics and my comments are in red), I suppose, life is good if those are the only things reported by his snitches.

Attacks: Get the Facts


The Obama administration has strengthened our borders while making our immigration system smart and fair. I suppose he accomplished these two items by suing Alabama and Arizona for their immigration reform laws.


President Obama is a friend to Israel, despite unfounded claims to the contrary. I wonder if some of  those unfounded claims came from Israeli news organizations that reported, "tension between the White House, Jerusalem hit a new high." I guess they must have meant the positive tension one experiences when a rubber band is stretched so far that it snaps and whips back to smack an eyeball out.


President Obama believes in common sense gun control laws compatible with Second Amendment rights. Hmmm...I hope people have gotten over Obama's remarks about people who "...cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them..."


Fact check: TARP was signed into law by President Bush, and the overall cost to taxpayers has been significantly reduced under President Obama. The last time I checked, the government data showed that Obama is spending three times more  money than Bush each year. Obama's spent so much that it should be called TRAP (Totally Raping America's Prosperity)!


President Obama was born in the United States and is an American citizen—period. Along with all the other illegal aliens I guess. Just kidding. For those who don't know it, President Obama is a U.S. citizen.


By providing assistance to auto companies, President Obama saved more than a million jobs and prevented the American auto industry from collapsing. Yep, sure. Good job! Did we get the taxpayers' money back yet?


The Affordable Care Act promotes quality, affordable health coverage for all Americans, regardless of the industry they work in or their union status. Don't forget that it cut 500 billion dollars from Medicare too. My folks sure appreciated that.


President Obama is eliminating outdated regulations while strengthening commonsense standards to promote health and safety. Does this include the 70,000 plus pages of the U.S. Tax Code?

After going through the list of attacks, I concluded all is well with the 14.7 trillion dollar national debt, the economy, the millions that lost their homes, the 24 million seeking full-time jobs, and the 46 million Americans in poverty. Those areas must be steadily improving since the Obama AttackWatch snitches failed to report a single adverse comment by anyone. Perhaps they are all out searching for shovel-ready jobs.

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